My favorite sex position is fetal position while I cry and eat pizza.
*flies away from responsibilities on the wings of uneven eyeliner*
“you don’t look depressed though”
oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today
Short people are closer to the ground and closer to satan
Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.
this is the realist shit I’ve ever read
(Source: , via simply-kennaa)