My favorite sex position is fetal position while I cry and eat pizza.

sassiestnugget:

*flies away from responsibilities on the wings of uneven eyeliner*

(via dutchster)

dosopod:

“you don’t look depressed though”

oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today

(via guy)

ostracizedpoodle:

Short people are closer to the ground and closer to satan

(via pizza)

dirtybongobeats:

lowkeat:

Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.

this is the realist shit I’ve ever read

(Source: , via simply-kennaa)